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If you’re gonna plagiarize, at least have the decency to read what you copy and paste!
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now that's dedication
from a phone interviewQ:Hi. The line is pretty noisy. Where are you right now?A:Ah sir yes. I'm actually in a tree. Haha.Q:(thinking it was a joke) Hehe. So where are you really?A:Yes sir I'm in a tree. A mango tree. I climb up so I can hear clearly, sir. -
* Proficient with computer literate
* Able manage multiple tasks
* I Can work hard even i’m in pressure
* Best in Sales taking
* I can work well as a teamfrom an applicant’s resume -
stairway to...
Q:If you could have any kind of super power, what would you want and why?A:Ah sir I want to fly. I want to fly because I want to see heaven. -
OBJECTIVE: To join in a company where I can efficiently practice my knowledge, abilities and skills acquired from the academic and work related task in a company for my professional growth
from an applicant’s resume -
i am cannibal-woman
Q:If you could have any superpower, what would you want and why?A:I would like to eat children.Q:(wide eyed stare)A:I know it's weird but I just love children and they are so innocent. So I want to eat them. It's like I want a child inside me. -
wow I think I just interviewed Superman.
Q:If you could have any superpower, what would you want and why?A:Well I do like to fly, so yes, flying. -
aside from not knowing what ASIDE means...
Q:What did you do last weekend?A:Well aside from job hunting, I was busy looking for a job.Q:What is the Philippine's biggest problem?A:Aside from corruption, yes it is the biggest problem we have. -
Objective: To apply as a Customer Service Representative.
from an applicants resume. Congratulations!!! -
simply ambitious
Q:So tell me a little about yourselfA:Well I'm just a very simple girl who wants to be a millionaire. -
what are we going to do when you're busy?
Q:Please tell me what you like to do in your free time.A:In my free time, I would like to work for your company. -
you are free to do as we tell you
Q:If you could have any kind of superpower, what would you want and why?A:Oh, well, according to you sir.Q:According to me?A:Yes.Q:I'm not sure what you mean.A:Well I am only applicant and you are my boss. I'm not supposed to think for myself but for the company. So, according to you sir. -
the dork knight
Q:If you could have any kind of superpower, what would you want and why?A:Ah I want Batman.Q:Hmmm Batman doesn't have superpowers.A:Yes but I want the skills.Q:OK why do you want those skills?A:Because Batman is just like you sir.Q:Hurh?A:He is normal office worker. Simple. By day... but at night...And Justice For All! -
riiiight
Q:Tell me about your hobbies.A:Oh my hobbiz. Well, I am a hard working person, and I get along with many people. -
now i want you to act out your answer
Q:So did they tell you what kind of interview this was going to be?A:Yes sir. A talking interview.
a collection of the random things Filipino job applicants have said during english assessment interviews. all first hand experiences. all true stories.
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